Paranoia: [Error:Topical Pun Not Found]

Facilitator: 
Grant Robinson

Loyal Citizens, you are called to action by your friend the Computer. A mission of the utmost importance, critical to the very safety of [ERROR: INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE] itself!. You are instructed to report to meeting room [ERROR: LOCATION DELETED] for your orders.

The Computer reminds all loyal citizens to be alert for Commie or Mutant Treason, especially [SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL INTERCEPTED AND DELETED] which has been detected even among your fellow Troubleshooters.

Stay alert. Trust no-one. Keep your laser handy.

System: 
Paranoia 5th Edition
System Knowledge: 
Not Needed
Number of Players: 
4-6
Genre: 
Paranoia, Dystopian
Genre Knowledge: 
Not Needed
Role-playing Knowledge: 
Not Required
Style: 
Not a lot of
Age / Maturity: 
Fairly immature
Classification: 
PG
Scored: 
N