Get Me to the Church on Time

When Princess Helena of the royal family of Amber -- the rulers of reality, of whom even the gods are but shadows -- gets married, it's up to you to give her a good send-off on her hen night. Fortunately, being the near-omnipotent beings you are, you don't need to worry about the usual embarrassing stuff like losing the ring or people causing trouble or the bride getting handcuffed to a lamp-post at the wrong end of the country or anything like that. So grab yourself a Chippendale, pour another drink and enjoy the evening -- just make sure you get back in time for the wedding.

A tale of romance, betrayal, margaritas and blowing up the universe.